- Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
- [Class titters]
- Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
- [Laughter increases]
- Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
- [Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]
I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people
*gives people advice when i cant even handle my own problems*
if magikarp can do nothing and then suddenly grow up to be really useful then so can i
but why are crop tops more expensive than normal tops
please do not be mean to dogs they are only trying to help
the biggest disappointment in life is when good shows have a bad episode like i waited a week and u give me this shit